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Would it be laughable to buy the Nintendo Wii to trick myself into shape with Wii Fit?
I love fortune cookies, there is no other treat you can find with the perfect balance of sweetness, crunch, and individual wrapping. I don’t care too much for the fortunes themselves, but lately mine have been reading a lot like spam email subject lines:
Then there was this last one. Technically I don’t even think its a fortune because of its conditional nature, if anything it sounds like a gamble: