I love fortune cookies, there is no other treat you can find with the perfect balance of sweetness, crunch, and individual wrapping. I don’t care too much for the fortunes themselves, but lately mine have been reading a lot like spam email subject lines:

• New financial resources will soon be available to you!
• An interesting medical opportunity is in your new future!
• Good things come in small packages. One is coming to you!

Then there was this last one. Technically I don’t even think its a fortune because of its conditional nature, if anything it sounds like a gamble:

• If you go fishing, your catch will be plentiful.